23 April 2009

I just got invited to NYC for dinner.

8th grader, during the middle of a test: "Miss?"
Me: "Yes?"
8th grader: "THIS TEST IS STUPID!!"
Me: "I know. Just do it anyway."


My after-school teaching of other people's naughty kids will soon end. And then what? I will maybe end up at Big Toy Company in the Fun Lab (FUN LAB!!) or filling in for the sex ed teacher at the charter school where Mrs. Ilsley works. Which I would looooooooove more than anything.

Today my dentist accidentally grabbed my boob really hard when his assistant knocked over a tray full of dental tools. I think he is gay anyway so I didn't care. It's only offensive if he meant it and enjoyed it. Besides, someone has to do it.


Someday.

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2 comments:

  1. Activities of Daily Living- For Real...23 April, 2009

    How did you get our wedding invitation photo already? I told danny the wine glass theme sends a very negative message, so we're gonna go with a cake background.

    I miss you. wink, nudge.

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  2. Activities of Daily Living- For Real...23 April, 2009

    How did you get our wedding invitation photo already? I told danny the wine glass theme sends a very negative message, so we're gonna go with a cake background.

    I miss you. wink, nudge.

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